FogHorn July 7, 2018  - Debunking President Warren Barmore

Posted by Editor: FDBobko
________________________________________________________________________________________________
 
The FOGHORN 
ROTARY CLUB OF HALF MOON BAY
June 28 ,  2018
THE DEBUNKING OF PRESIDENT WARREN BARMORE 2017-18
 
 
THE DEBUNKING OF PRESIDENT WARREN BARMORE 2017-18
 
      Meet Warren  Barmore he’s all Ties and smiles
 He loves to take his family to tropical Isles.
Good math he can thank
For his job in a bank
Now he manages his clients' vast money piles!
 Warren and his wife have Eleven daughters
 They live and play like so many happy otters
Raised in a loving home
 When they start to roam
It is highly unlikely they'll appear on Police blotters!
 
As President elect he attended PETS
 A welcome break to cool his jets
 At double tree in San Jose
 He spent the entire day
 Looking for the dogs and cats and vets!
 
At RI convention on stimulus overload
 his social skills made it an easy road
 He was eager and game
 And got out his name
 
Being in business is always racing the clocks
You need to be nervy and as clever as a fox
to avoid losing one's lease
or worse trouble with Police.
But If everything fails, call Mitone for a shelter box!
After nearly fifty Rotary lunchtime meals
He can see how every president feels
 you do your very best and then get to rest
 Its all those meals that remind him of the Elephant Seals!
 
          Eric DeBrode Brekfast:
It is Six am and Warren is at the grill
people are coming in out of the chill
nutritious and tasty
 Everything but pastry
 
A Thousand hours is an established fact,
to get through your presidential year in tact.
 Remember that you volunteered
 whether or not your eyes teared.
 
Betty Broglio is the force behind the throne
She schedules the greeters and sets the tone
She keeps Warren on timeShe accounts for every dime
And threatens to keep tabs on him with a drone!
Warren shows RI videos like an eager beaver
He is a straight shooter and not a deceiver
Whether the quote of the day 
Or where the Giants will play
Warren Barmore is nothing if not a true believer!
 
 He is solid and keeps things on track
Diligently keeping accounts in the black
He is responsible all day 
Whether at work or at play
            Lucky those who can say 'Warren Barmore has my back!'
Changing of the Guard
 
Concentrate, I Gotta’ make sure NOT to give HIM the Past President Pin!
 
The smile has shifted to the Warren’s face as relief floods his neural receptors...